Becky Heineke is very impressive. In her youth, she blogged incessantly and wrote amazing books (only one of which she let people read). Reading the words of Becky Heineke is like
glimpsing into the soul of humanity and seeing the fragility and wonder
of life reflected back to you (or thereabouts). She is, unquestionably,
America's greatest living former Jake Gyllenhaal blogger.
Jake Watch (April 3, 2006 - November 2, 2007) was a blog centered around the actor Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Watch (JW) existed as a means to discuss how hot Jake was (is?) while simultaneously acknowledging that he's a huge dork.


In its day, JW was the most popular Jake Gyllenhaal blog on the internet, which is saying something since there used to be a hell of a lot of Jake Gyllenhaal blogs out there. After JW's valiant death in November of 2007, Prophecy Girl started writing a book about her adventures to make sense of the turmoil she'd lived through; britpopbaby, in contrast, got a life.

The new blog had its successes - foiling a Twitter death report, claiming Jake was a werewolf, that sort of thing - and was updated regularly through fall 2011, with a final post early in 2012. It was a post that Prophecy Girl, by then rechristened "Becky Heineke," readily admitted probably came about five years too late.
Currently, she and britpopbaby remain friends on Facebook, and usually remember to write on each other's walls for their birthdays.
The end.